Changed the template. Again. Yes, in just 5 days. I know.

I just felt that the whole thing was too dull. And I might have been infringing some copyrights by using those anime pictures. Now here's a brand new template, created entirely by me! Again!



Since I'll be busy studying for my exams, I won't be posting for a while. So, to keep you occupied, here are some of my previous posts, cuz you'd probably be too lazy to dig into my shallow archives. Read them at least now.



Chances of aliens finding Earth disappearing?



Matrix or Ghost In The Shell??



Spiderman 2 is quite disappointing



Power implant aims to run on body heat



Why do we exist?



Is anyone truly selfless?



Handwriting problems...



Death : something to fear or something to look forward to?

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Exercises

If you're a fan of The Simpsons, you would've noticed how Bart writes exercises on the board during the opening credits. The following is a list of most of those writings, guaranteed to make you chuckle:

• I will not carve gods.
• I will not spank others.
• I will not aim for the head.
• I will not barf unless I'm sick
• I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
• I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
• I will not conduct my own fire drills.
• Funny noises are not funny.
• I will not snap bras.
• I will not fake seizures.
• This punishment is not boring and pointless.
• My name is not Dr. Death.
• I will not defame New Orleans.
• I will not prescribe medication.
• I will not bury the new kid.
• I will not teach others to fly.
• I will not bring sheep to class.
• A burp is not an answer.
• Teacher is not a leper.
• Coffee is not for kids.
• I will not eat things for money.
• I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
• The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
• I will not call the principal "spud head".
• Goldfish don't bounce.
• Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
• No one is interested in my underpants.
• I will not sell miracle cures.
• I will return the seeing-eye dog.
• I do not have diplomatic immunity.
• I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
• I will never win an emmy.
• The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
• All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
• I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
• I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
• My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
• I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
• I am not deliciously saucy.
• Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
• The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
• I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
• There are plenty of businesses like show business.
• Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
• I will not waste chalk.
• I will not skateboard in the halls.
• I will not instigate revolution.
• I will not draw naked ladies in class.
• I did not see Elvis.
• I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
• Garlic gum is not funny.
• They are laughing at me, not with me.
• I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
• I will not encourage others to fly.
• I will not fake my way through life.
• Tar is not a plaything.
• I will not Xerox my butt.
• It's potato, not potatoe.
• I will not trade pants with others.
• I am not a 32 year old woman.
• I will not do that thing with my tongue.
• I will not drive the principal's car.
• I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
• I will not sell school property.
• I will not burp in class.
• I will not cut corners.
• I will not get very far with this attitude.
• I will not belch the National Anthem.
• I will not sell land in Florida.
• I will not grease the monkey bars.
• I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
• I will not do anything bad ever again.
• I will not show off.
• I will not sleep through my education.
• I am not a dentist.
• Spitwads are not free speech.
• Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
• High explosives and school don't mix.
• I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
• I will not squeak chalk.
• I will finish what I sta
• "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
• Underwear should be worn on the inside.
• The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
• I will not torment the emotionally frail.
  
  

New Template

I finally got the time to create a new template for the blog. I was tempted to use one from BlogSkins.com, but I decided to create one on my own again. I'm a big fan of Rurouni Kenshin, more popularly known as Samurai X, and the Get Backers. This template isn't complete yet; I want to spice up the background and the sidebar headers. Maybe later.



There are "Tsunami Relief" organizations popping up everywhere. Some of these aren't really aiding the victims of the South East Asian tsunami disaster, but actually cashing in on the disaster by putting up fake websites and asking for donations. Yes, they are cold-hearted, rotten sneaks who don't deserve to live. If you want to help the real victims, you need to contact official organizations. To help you out, I'm providing a list of websites through which you can contribute your little bit to help the unfortunate:



Google's list Tsunami Relief organizations

Indian Prime Minister's Office

Sulekha Tsunami Relief Fund

Sarvodaya - A Sri Lankan Foundation

DEC - Tsunami Earthquake Appeal

ReliefWeb