Friday, November 25, 2005

Dear Apple of my eye iPod,

You should've stuck to Macs.

3 comments:

  1. But, why? We are doing so well!!

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  2. Because you're ruining our business of portable music players, which, incidentally, perform far better than your sleek, evil devices. Why don't you go back to competing with Microsoft?

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  3. Actually, it's just that I don't like the iPod much.

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