Sunday, July 23, 2006

Killer Potatoes

These:

Add revolving text, and you have the Laughing Man.

Eating them creeps me out. You're biting into one, and it smiles back at you, as if enjoying your teeth mashing it (which is a bit odd, considering they're already mashed). Elijah Wood in Sin City, that's what these are. At least they don't squirt blood. I don't want my food to have a face. There's a reason I'm vegetarian.

In other news, I don't seem to have any luck with wireless keyboards. Using the On-Screen Keyboard. Again.

5 comments:

  1. They taste great when my dad makes a curry out of them.

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  2. Its purple!!! the bloody thing is purple. Just like internal bruises, only, 500 times larger. They looked like cooked roaches in the hostel.

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  3. My daughter loves those!!! I think they are a bit creepy though.

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  4. @odeen: OK, now you've made it difficult for me to eat an eggplant. There was also some news about it being the vegetable with the most 'negative energy'.

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  5. @lisa: I've grown to like them too. I just close my eyes and think of a happy place while eating them.

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