These:
Add revolving text, and you have the Laughing Man.
Eating them creeps me out. You're biting into one, and it smiles back at you, as if enjoying your teeth mashing it (which is a bit odd, considering they're already mashed). Elijah Wood in Sin City, that's what these are. At least they don't squirt blood. I don't want my food to have a face. There's a reason I'm vegetarian.
In other news, I don't seem to have any luck with wireless keyboards. Using the On-Screen Keyboard. Again.