They won't leave me alone.

I'm back. If you're wondering where I've been, you obviously haven't been reading College Life. Well, I've been tagged again, before I could get a decent number of posts up after the previous one. Ah, well. If you feel miserable after reading it, remember that JJ was the cause for this. Not that I don't like making people feel miserable... Let's not go there now.

You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
An intelligent person would wish for more wishes. His more intelligent friend would wish for the end of the world. I'd wish for them to stop having conversations in my head.

Wish for 6 more wishes.
1. For world peace. Just to see the guy who's gonna make these wishes come true suffer in trying to do so.
2. For cleaner toilets, every single one of them in existence. For the same reason as above.
3. For every superficial Green Day fan to hear the albums they released before 'American Idiot' and realise that they're just recycling their old songs. Just like Nickelback does.
4. For more people to read this.
5. For Pandora to offer free downloads.
6. A lifetime supply of Pepsi.

What animal would you be?
I declare this question redundant as I'm already an animal. However, if I were to be ANOTHER animal, I'd be Manimal.

Something you want to do in your life:
Continue being such a lazy piece of shit, as opposed to JJ.

One song you could listen to over and over again:
Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull. Even though it's nearly 45 minutes long.

Coke or Pepsi?
Unless you're talking about Coke as in Cocaine, which I'm sure you're not, I'd have to say Pepsi.

Something you currently desire:
A visit to the restroom.

One good deed you'’ve done lately:
If "lately" means "sometime in your life", I actually gave a beggar some cash. And then I went on to write an article for my school magazine about how begging is turning into a profession and we shouldn't encourage beggars by giving them cash. This was way back in the 90's.

A funny moment in your life:
I saw Keanu Reeves crying, on some TV show. I thought that was funny, in an odd sort of way, considering that the guy never shows any kind of expression while acting.

Now I ought to tag other people, who are supposed to answer the above questions, so as to let the madness continue. And the tagged ones are:
1. Hobbes
2. Rads
3. Sagaro
4. Tsunami, if he ever gets back

If you're one of the unlucky ones who've been tagged, I'm going to be kind and let you decide whether you want to play the game or ignore it completely. Altruism isn't usually something I dabble in, so consider yourself lucky.

Oh, and seasons greetings to all.

The once in a millenium comic series.

Yes, I did draw that. With a mouse. A mechanical mouse, not optical or animal. I was bored. And depressed. No, I'm not going to become a comic artist anytime soon, so you needn't worry about any rotten tomatoes coming my way. And yes, I did try to make that second robot look like Marvin from the Hitch Hiker's movie. Got the head a bit small, I think.

Maturity?

It is my belief that even the most mature of people need random bouts of immaturity to remain sane in this insane world. Thus, the following sentence can be disregarded: I WANT OUT OF THIS GODDAMN MESS CALLED LIFE!!!

It is also my belief, contradictory as it may seem, that maturity is a far flung illusion created by what is known as society today. Today's society is bunk.

But then I lost that second belief when I heard about a certain college mate of mine who bit the fingers of another over a Mathematical problem.

UPDATE: This new design is the result of a sudden urge for simplicity.